My Father loved to tell jokes. You could often see him off in the corner of the room telling Little Johnny Joke’s and people laughing all around him. Amongst the laughter, you would always hear my Mom yelling over the crowd “Frank, stop that is not appropriate!” The more people laughed at his sassy jokes, the more sassy the jokes became….This ones for you Dad!
A lesson in Government. A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day he went up to his Dad and asked him, “Dad what is the government?” His Dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I am the President, your Mom is the Congress, our Housekeeper is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.”
Why don’t you sleep on it them? Maybe you will understand it better, said Dad. “Okay then…good night said Little Johnny and he went off to bed.
In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his brother’s crying. He went to the his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had pooped in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his Dad wasn’t there. So he went to the Housekeep’s room.
When he looked through the Housekeeper’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his Housekeeper.
Little Johnny was surprised, but he then just realized something and thinks out loud, “OH!! Now I understand the government!”
“The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!”